I Was Born In Nineteen-Eighty-Thor

We evolve, we move on... we upgrade?

Dunno, but uh, yeah, I got a new blog.

So in case you haven't seen the link on the right [1. you're blind]
[And 2. here's the blog URL] http://eightythor.wordpress.com/

~ As a final word I'd like to say, Thank you witnessing my blogspot dopeness, and if you jack my swagger I'll kill you! ^_^ - Niiiiiice

Them Texts There Bwoy

~ To quote JM:EG: Oh fo'real!

Twilight Twilight Blah

Ah, this damn chick-flick is driving me crazy.

Me:
[Grabs rope, ties noose] Alley-Oop! [Dangle, dead]

15 minutes later...

Devil:
Hahaha, fool Suicide is a one way ticket to my house! Mwhahahaha....

Me:
[Shrugs] Well at least I won't hear about Twilight anymore ^_^

Devil:
... hahahaha, you have no idea of the evils and tortures I have in store for you young man! Mwhahahaha!... uh... but first, I uh, just got to finish this chapter in Twilight ^_^

Me:
o_o ?! ~ Noooooooooooooooooooo!

~ D'oh!

New Telephone-oh!

Nokia N86 - Click the picture to see more views.

Thought it was about time I got on this whole contract thing, get my free texts and whatnot. I wanted the N97 but only way to get it free on contract is to pay £75 a month.... uh, nah! lol.

So this'll do.

~ That'll do pig, that'll do.

Tank! Tank! Tank!

Halloween, arcade, best arcade game ever.

You know when you go play an arcade machine and it's cool for about 2... sorry, 1 minute, 24 seconds. Well not this game, this was the best and most fun I've had on any game in awhile lol.

I'd highly recommend this game if you're diagnosed with depression lol

~ Veeery interesting. How did that make you feel?

Sword Hilt Umbrella [Cries!]

As I post this I'm sitting in class with tears in my eyes.... Why?

This was my idea :( --- Nah, but I had always had an idea to design umbrella with Samurai sword hilts on them. I actually [nearly... almost] started drawing up ideas recently lol.

I just happened to be surfing the net (as you do), when I ought to be doing work [ahem]... when I decided to search for Umbrella templates to start getting started on my designs. Then, THEN! I came across this on UberReview.com

Damn You!

~ Screw those guys, I'm doing this anyways.

All Day I Dream About...

Conductor Hi

Jeremy Scott 3 Tongue Attitude

Pictures from size?.co.uk

Always like the Metro Attitudes, Atitudes, Conductors, whatever. They're really nice, they remind me of when I used to rock my High Top's back when I was in school.

Reeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttro!!!

~ Retro indeed.

FWD

Easy To Fly
Skyzoo ft. Carlita Durand

Dope Picture of the Day (No.007)

Konchuu-Man:ReBoot by Lysol-Jones

(Click picture to check out the artist dA page)

This is another cool picture from Lysol', great colous and who doesn't love a good tokusatsu hero.

Tokusatsu; Power Rangers, Kamen Rider (Masked Rider), that kind of thing.

~ Henshin! >.<

Skinny Jeans

"Skinny Jeans, Swag or Fag? You decide." I saw this on MU.

No no no, If you're a dude and I can see your knees and you ain't wearing shorts? Then you need to go get some straight cut jeans at least dude. Seriously.

Like I'm not homophobic or anything, I could care less about your sexuality so when I say this I mean no offence to anyone.. but fo'real my answer to the question would be Fag.

Them shits be too tight dawg! XD - LMAO! --- No offence to New Boyz or all the kids in California but urgh, that shit is so gay.

It's like all these peeps trying to bring back early 90's fashion with the bright colours and kicks with retro designs etc, but they're fuckin' it up.

~ Just, terrible man... Smh.

Technique Vs. Power (JT & LT Vs. Enforcer & General)

When it comes down to my own personal "vote", I'd say Technique but that's obviously because I prefer technique over power. Technical krumpers are more entertaining, plus that style suits me.

All in all though, both styles are dope, it more so depends on the indiviual, like for example; even though Enforcer and General are both power I think General's style is better. As for JT and LT, they're both technical, but they're bother different as JT tends to pop abit more and LT is very very unique, styls-wise.

If you slack off one day, then it's down to you lol.

~ Krump ^^^

Dope Picture of the Day (No.006)

happy eight by tsutsu-di.
(Click the picture to view the artists dA page)

Make sure you check her deviantart page, she's pretty talented.

~ Sometimes people's creativity amazes me.

Thursday Night: Wing Night = FAIL!

"WTF?! How do you run out of Chicken wings on a wing night, 45 minutes into the actual promotion?!"

Yeah, that's how it went, Wing Night, don't get it twisted, I love you.... mm mm mm I do, I do, I do-ooh! But fo'real, No wings on Wing night?!

... Slippin'.

It's alright though we all ducked out and hit up the BK Lounge, so right now I'ma salute the Whopper (with cheese) and say a big F.U. to the Sports Café "We ran outta wings" indeed... I Hate you guys!.... Nah I'ma be back, end of the month lol

~ Yabba-Dabba-Ehehehehe!

XM

Nike Bespoke

Bespoke; "To give an order to be made". Custom-made.
Saw these awhile back on a blog, I forgot to post about em, I really LOVE these kicks.

~ Air Force Ones!

Blueprint 3

This is why Jay-Z is the greatest. Biggie and Tupac ain't got shit on him (not saying they weren't pioneers but), it's fact; Don't hate when you're faced with the truth. Dope Album, my favourite track; Empire State of Mind, gotta salute Shux, Janet Sewell-Ulepic & Angela Hunte for producing a sick beat.

Flows beautifully.

I got the Special Edition, with 27 tracks opposed to the Regular release containing 15 tracks. Some remixes and tracks that weren't going to appear on the Album. Tracks like Brooklyn Go Hard & Jockin Jay-Z for example. This album puts the hyphen in the middle of the words Hip and Hop.

I got a new love; this album [pushes Blueprint 2 to the back]... Lol.

~ Album of the year?

Kanye, You Douche! Lol

"Hey Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but Beyonce had

one of the best videos of all time."

Lol embarrassing the girl [Taylor Swift]... jeez.
If like me you didnt watch or dunno what this is about, check it out.

~ maybe I should actually watch these things from now on.

Hulk...

SMASH!!!

For here on out I'ma rock that word, add it to my vocab, install in into the HDD.
Remember where you heard it first...

~ Execute: Go!

The Salvation

I'm not a critic so there wont be an indepth review, all I'm gonna say is...
Just the like first album this is dope, it's a straight 10/10, go buy it.

~ Seriously.

I'm Back!

Phew!... Having your internet randomly stop working... is annoying.
Turns out it was wiring! I'm Back people, I'm back! [cries]

~ I missed my Emails the most [caress].

Dope Picture of the Day (No.005)

There's another one... (Akuma) by tincan21
(click the picture to check his dA page)

I completely forgot about this pic tc21's sketches are dope I'll be posting more sketches from this guy.

~ Yeeee-p!*

Jet Set Radio

Hip-Hop, Graffiti and Dumb-Speed, Jet Set Radio or Jet Set Grind on Japanese release, was a dope Dreamcast game.

Later release on the original XBox then supposedly coming out for the Wii now.

~ This game was fresh! ^_^

"Say-Gah!"

Yeah, uh, this is my little homage to Sega Megadrive, everyone always jumps on Nintendo's dick so i thought I show my second console that I loved oh so dear. Mmhmm.

My first console was actually and Atari, with Centipede... a Joystick... which consisted of a lever and a red button. Yes yes blah blah I'm old and Proud! [Slap!].

But uh yeah, Sega MD was so dope, I remember the first Sonic, that shit was mind blowing like.. "Whoa!" - "16 Bit! Wow".. Yeah I had no idea what that was all I knew was 16 wa more than 8 o_o.

Dude, fo'real, Streets of Rage! Ah, seriously? Ah! Part one was cool, 2 was sick... 3.. uh... 'Twas good also lol so many games so many Good times.

So Sega MD, I salute you! [Original Sonic Theme Plays]

---If Sega MD was your first Girlfriend...

PS3:

"Baby, I'm hungry wanna go to the BK Lounge, I fancy a Whopper and a Diet Coke"

Me:

"Uh, yeah sure" [Walks]

Megadrive:

"Fabian?! OMG, Fabian [Hug]

Me:

"?!... Lol oh wow, what's up?! Long time no see! Lol -- What you been doing with yourself these days?"

Megadrive:

"Uh well you know, working! OMG lol It's so random seeing you, but I gotta go, so you got Facebook?"

Me:

"Yeah, of course lol"

Megadrive:

"OK I'ma add you on it later on ok? Mullings right?"

Me:

"Yeeeep"

Megadrive:

"Ok! byeeee~" [Hug] "... I miss you"

Me:

"I miss you too"

PS3:

[Walks over to me] "Uh, [nervous laugh] who wad that Babe?"

Me:

"Oh.. uh, an old friend... sorta my Ex"

PS3:

"?!"

~ So ends Fabian Theatre!

Reading Material

As you may of may not know.. or simply don't care; I read Mangas.

If you dunno what they are you need not be here... seriously.

Basically I've been reading Mangas for so long I actually pick up normal books, magazines and newspapers and attempt to read Right to Left. (See, you read Mangas Right to Left).. Hmm.

Been reading em for fuckin years, my collecting is quite impressive if I do say so myself. Might have to put a pic up or something, we'll see.

But uh as of right now I'm lookin for a somewhat rare (to shops) Manga, named; Fairy Tail. Yeah I've seen it online, and the place I go to get my hook-ups never has Volume 1... [sigh]... I will get this damn comic, mark my words!!!

~ I'm kinda like a big deal... ¬_¬

Dope Picture of the Day (No.004)

GRRRRLfight by lastscionz (Chamba)

(click pic to go to his dA page)

There are so many Chamba pics I could put here because basically... this dude is Dope, but I chose this one. Lol mostly because I've never seen this one till today and it's not one of his new piece neither. Expect to see more of this Aussie Artist.

~ Yeah yeah, I said the A-word o_o

Skyzoo - Beautiful Decay Music Video

After posting up the trailer, Sky finally released the video, check it out. The release date got pushed back though...

~ The anticipation for this album is killin' lol...

Tron Legacy (2011)

So I wake up this morning.... ok ok, afternoon, click on IE8 [;) Product placement] and what do I see; Tron: Legacy, aka Tron 2. Supposedly coming out in 2010, but I'm sure it'll be more like 2011. Check the Light Cycle (above).

The original Tron came out 2 years before I was born; '82. It's a classic lol, it's the first movie to use what seemed like computer graphics, I mean piss-poor graphics but I mean high tech at the time lol. Now I think about it, it probably was just really good animation... either way, we got a new Tron to look forward to!

For those too young to know or for anyone else that doesn't know wtf I'm on about... I dunno... um... check Wikipedia for the original Tron and the Sequel.

Official Sites:
http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/tron/
http://www.flynnlives.com/

~ 70's & 80's kids unittteee!

"I killed my baby.. then felt peckish, mmm"

Checking the paper today I read this...

'A mother chopped off her newborn son's head and ate parts of his body in an horrific killing that has stunned America.

Otty Sanchez, 33, decapitated her three-and-half-week-old son Scott and mutilated his body. The gruesome discovery was made by Otty Sanchez's own mother, who found her daughter cradling her baby's body without his head.

Police recovered a sword, machete and kitchen knife from the house in Texas.

Sanchez later told detectives the she killed her son after the devil told her to do it. She had also stabbed herself several times with a kitchen knife on Sunday.

Her aunt, Gloria Sanchez, said: "Otty didn't mean to do that. She was not in her right mind". Sanchez has been charged with capital murder.'

Like fo'real this is one of the sickest things I have heard since that German dude killed and ate his lover.. alive... jeez... all them calories.

~ What a world we live in...

Dope Picture Of The Day (No.003)

Character Line Up by kse332

(Click the picture to go to his dA page.)

Another picture by "kse332", I like his style, dope piece of artwork.. has alot an Afro Samurai feel...

~ kse332, I salute you sir! [Salutes] lol.

Dope Picture Of The Day (No.002)

Extra Value Combo Alpha by Lysol-Jones

(Click picture to check out the artist dA page)

Lol I love the originality of this picture if you know Street Fighter Alpha 3 and most food-based Mascots then this out to get a little "lol" out of you.

~ Supersize me!... [Pow!]... KO!

DC Universe Online

DCUO, is gonna be a PS3 and PC exclusive, where as Marvel Universe is 360 and PC exclusive...

Personally i woulda rather had Marvel since I'm a Spider-man fan lol but still DCUO looks good. If you're into MMORPG's that is. Make your hero or villain and do missions or run (or fly... or teleport) around the city.

Was supposed to be out this year, Autumn, but it's now due out March 2010. [sigh].

Official website: http://dcuo.station.sony.com/ - also hit up youtube for clips.

~ Let's hope it doesn't flop.

Dope Picture Of The Day (No.001)

Gangsters by kse332

(Click the picture to go to his dA page.)

When on my deviantART today and I saw this on my notifications, dope picture. Belongs here lol. Nice way to open the DPD Posts don't you think?

~ Niiiice

Michael Jackson's 1984 Incident

This is the actual footage from the Pepsi commercial accident, which I had only heard about and seen on a MJ's life movie kinda thing and small snippets of him going into an Ambulance. I wasn't even born for another 5 months when this happened.. so uh... yeah... watch if you want...

Boi Styleripper

My favourite Krumper since I first saw krumpin, his style and swagger are on point. Dope dude.



I'm not sure when he changed his name from J-Slaught to Boi Styleripper but it's good to see him still krumping, having been doing it for 6 years now. I hope to be half as good as him one day.

~ "To my underdogs, stay labbed, your chance to be Top Dog will come"
- B-Ripp > Boi Styleripper > The Incredible

Orbit: Strawberry

I'm sure you've seen this around if you haven't actually bought them and tried e yet, but these chewing gums are buff!

Wrigley's Orbit Complete: Strawberry... so damn nice, I'd advise everyone to buy em...

... yeah I'm trying to get freebies from Wrigley's.

~ I swear down, I kid you not. Gimme a lifetime supply.. please ^_^

Death by Chocolate

"Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat"...

...was the title of a yahoo news report. Apparently this dude slipped and fell into a vat of chocolate and got hit by the mixer inside the 8ft. deep vat, and died.

That's a fucked up way to die, seriously...

I mean if it was the actual chocolate that killed him then I'm sure he'd only go to heaven with like, maybe a tooth ache, but damn.

All I'ma say is watch out next time you check your Kinder Egg.

~ Ooh, I got a Pancreas! Yay!

The Beautiful Decay Trailer

MJ Dick Riders

I grew up listening to MJ, liked his music and whatnot.

But now the dude dies and a whole bunch of people are on his dick, "aw, it's a huge loss", to fucking who?!?! [His family and friends; yes. To you; NO].

Not saying that everyone is just 70% of people. Like when Princess Diana dies I was like, aw man, she was a nice person. That's it. Michael Jackson got the exact same reaction. Yeah it's a shame and it was a bit of a shock he died how he did, but now he's has gone you don't see me saying "R.I.P. MJ, I love youuuu!", because I don't.

Dude was cool but he's not my relative nor is it a huge loss to me, or you as a matter of fact. All the stupid idiots that killed themselves do they expect to see him in "Heaven"? Well if that's what they thought, they're wrong because I'm pretty sure Suicide isn't a ticket into Heaven.

Jeez... so many fuckin' hypocrites, it's really pissing me off lol.

~ This was to people who didn't know shit about MJ, but now ride literally on his coffin. R.I.P. MJ

UK Krump - The Statement

Recently I asked a friend how comes Krumpers in the US, seem so much more advanced.. like I'm talking about Amuteurs.

Right now as of this post I've been Krumping for nearly 5 months, and I've seen someone at a 3 month stage appearing more advanced. This was easily resolved when I was told:
"Krumpers in the US get taught by the originators where as we over here turn from youtube and maybe a krump class or two..."
-- RG

Personally, this is my official statement, obviously I'm not even a year into Krump but I guarantee I will stand out with my style and live up to the name "Dope Boy Fresh", I'm not gonna be a UK Krumper, I will be a Krumper period. Reppin' the UK all day, I don't rep' the UK period for anything, politics, army, queen football, fuck em!

But Krump I will rep and rep hard. So all those trend setters in the UK keepin' krump alive, I salute you! lol

~ motherfuckin' WORD!

On A Side Note. (No.002)

Arrrrrrrrggggghh!!!

I lost £20 on Saturday @ the Krump session... "The fuck did that happen?!" I hear you say...

... and the answer is... "I dunno, your guess is as good as mine" o_o

Busy-ass weekend though, very lively, that's what we like, right?

~ Well.. someone's £20 richer I guess, glad I could help.... dude!

Krump: Frankenstein's Monster

Quote of the Day:

"Jus watched Young vs Chez [Tight Eyez]... and I feel.. [that] young took that battle... Krump is effed now... Beefing and shit...What do we, in the UK look up to, when d vets and originals ain't even on it no more... CHEZ HAS TURNED INTO A TYRANT"
--- RG

Well from what I've been hearing and seeing people saying they're bringing Krump back to how it was supposed to be... in the beginning. People like Street Kingdom and Xtreme Movement claim to be doing this and from what i can see XM is but as for SK we'll see. Seems as if Tight Eyez is losing fans, so it seems; big-headed and arrogant are words I hear. But I'm still a Tight Eyez fan. But to be real; Young did take that battle, not a draw, Young won. You can't win em all, regardless if you're a Krump founder... sorry.

Judge for yourself.

Krump:

"Babe, how do I look?"

Me:
"Well my love you look abit fat and mean.,. and you've been overly aggressive and become spoilt"

Krump:
"...?!"

Me:
"... Still love you though ^_^"

~ To quote JeweleryMan: "Oh fo'real"

Ato's 'N' Burrito's!

I got my Ato Matsumoto's today, 3 days later than they were to supposed to arrive.
- Mental note; give bad feedback to seller about delivery time.

Also had some bad boy Burrito's, yeah this Dope Boy can cook [nah, Burritos are minor], but still lol....

They main point of this post is; I got my motherfuckin' Ato's biatch!!!

~ I got a bad mouth, my bad.

On A Side Note. (No.001)

Michael Jackson was in fact Murdered?! [Dun Dun Dahhhh!]

... or so it seems... according to news... 4 injections in the chest ain't right... bald... starved...

~ apparently

Revenge Of The Nerds!

Ah man, I think I'ma about to gain alot of weight, and not move from in front of my PC. "Why?" I hear you ask...

... Because I found another MMORPG called Dragonica, it looks so friggin dope, I'm actually in the middle of downloading and installing it as I type this lol. The European Beta was release on the June 10th 2009, so there may be bugs in the EU version but that's to be expected in Beta versions.

Ah dear... So yeah, feel free to check out the website see how much fun it is then come join me online and commence ass-kickin' or random monsters. Brrrrrap! [gunfingers]... nah...

Features which I have personally seen... Apart from developing your characters I've seen random power-ups like turning into MJ and moonwalking, doing the Russian Cossack dance and kicking people with a giant boot. Also turning into Bruce Lee! lol Fun thy name be Dragonica.

Official Website: http://en.dragonica.gpotato.eu/

~ Reader: "Dude, WTF is MMORPG? Monkeys Munch Onions Rapidly whilst Passing Gas...?!.. that gross SOB!"

~~ Stupid ass. It's Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.

Paper Air Yeezy's Mini Post

Wake up. Jump in the Shower. Hook up the iPod to the stereo. Blast some Krump bangerz. Check out FB.

... and I see my boy Glodi's got his blog up and runnin', I check it out and what do i see... Paper Air Yeezy's... check em out for yourself on his blog: Wipeboy's Blog: Paper Air Yeezy's Post.

~ jeez

Skyzoo - Underground Hip-Hop

Whether you wanna say "underground" or not, it don't matter...

One of my favourite MC's ever, yeah I know that's a huge thing to say "whoa" etc etc... But it's true, what can I say the dude is dope. But Sky is sick; the Cloud 9 album was dope and the Salvation album is on the way. Also, since hearing "Cloud 9" [ironic huh] by SV [Slum Village] I see, they're back together, Baatin came back and Dilla's brother; Illa has joined em... Wow.

Skyzoo, The Salvation, August 25th... hopefully.

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/skyzootv

[Salutes to Hip-Hop]

~ [dies happy]

Buck Beats & Bangerz!

Heard so many buck Krump beats recently...

also, Underground Hip-Hop is doing it so hard right now, if Underground Hip-Hop was dating the World, the global would be pregnant. Maybe a little something like this... [dream sound effect]

World:

"Did you pull out?"

Underground Hip-Hop:

"I'm sorry baby..."

World:

"OMG, what's wrong with you?! [Runs to the Bathroom]

Underground Hip-Hop:

[Alone in the bedroom]... "Babe! I'm sorry"... [Picks up celly] "Hey Mars... what's up you alone? I'ma come check you"... ;)

- Lol

Yeah Krump would essentially be a rapist... it's too rough Lol. [Punch]

~ Oh!

"Happy Birthday To Me!" ~

Indeed it's the 28th, the best day of the year, the day that gives me the right to say "No, fuck you.. this is my day"... in a nice way ^_^

Lol, nah but fo'real everyones been showing love and with all this resession bullshit; it's hard times but people, friends and fam make a broke birthday rich.....

... uber cheesy right? But it had to be done.

"Looooool" (When people do that it makes me think they're sitting there going "Lule!")... o_o

MJ's Gone...

A joke I saw on FB:
"It has been decided that MJ shall be melted down and made into Toys so kids can play with him for a change"

- Bad Taste? or Freakin' hilarious? You decide.
(You know which one I think right... lol.)

Yeah so, MJ died yesterday...

On my way to buy some BBQ Chicken wings from Louisianna, then I get a call saying Michael Jackson is dead.. I'm like what? [Looks at Calendar to make sure it's not April 1st]... I was like damn... that's random... very unexpected...

Went to my aunts house, watched the news for about 30mins, came home to watch people Boohoo about it on Facebook then got over it and continued with my life.

~ The End.

(... seriously, that's it.)

Who is ju5t_bl4z3 aka JBuk

Gettin' buck can be a health hazard. Been kind busy but still finding time to check out Krump videos via Youtube, cats in the US krump different, makes you wanna step you game up right? lol

Anyways, someone asked me why are you going by the name JBuk all of a sudden dude?
So let me explain, for a few years now my "internet handle" has been ju5t_bl4z3 [Just Blaze] from my yahoo messenger days (I still use it by the way ;) )... So obviously due to humans being lazy bastards it got shortend to JB.

Soooooooo... here's how I got JBuk;
Right, so I'm on my youtube and I thought, I'ma change my channel name from Fd0t back to ju5t_bl4z3, then I thought, nah I'll put JB. But then I though "shit" some dude in the US might be using that and I ain't jockin someone elses name, so I put JB UK. JBuk was born!

See, it was interesting, did you like the plot, the characters, I personally think think you enjoyed that didn't you? Hmm? :) Didn't you? :)... what? .... nah you enjoyed it. :)

Krump

Saturday's the usual Wet Wipez krump sesssion @ Stepney Green. £1 to watch, £3 to krump.

As usual it was LIVE, more so because it was two of the krumpers birthdays. Everyone got so damn buck it was nutz!

A dope day, apart from the random dudes on the street attempting to beef with us because they thought we were from Hackney lol... ah, where would the world be without idiots.
We wouldn't have such great shows like "Criminals do the dumbest things" lol.

~ Keep us entertained world!

First Blog Of The Site. Riiight.

First blog, one of many many many to come, full of bullshit and random shit I feel like posting.

Nearly my birthday, gonna be 25, been looking for some fresh kicks and I set my eyes on some Ato Matsumoto's, obviously replica's because I ain't paying $300 (£188) for a pair of damn shoes.

They're buff though alie?

(Yes I stole the pic from eBay, what?)