"Say-Gah!"

Yeah, uh, this is my little homage to Sega Megadrive, everyone always jumps on Nintendo's dick so i thought I show my second console that I loved oh so dear. Mmhmm.

My first console was actually and Atari, with Centipede... a Joystick... which consisted of a lever and a red button. Yes yes blah blah I'm old and Proud! [Slap!].

But uh yeah, Sega MD was so dope, I remember the first Sonic, that shit was mind blowing like.. "Whoa!" - "16 Bit! Wow".. Yeah I had no idea what that was all I knew was 16 wa more than 8 o_o.

Dude, fo'real, Streets of Rage! Ah, seriously? Ah! Part one was cool, 2 was sick... 3.. uh... 'Twas good also lol so many games so many Good times.

So Sega MD, I salute you! [Original Sonic Theme Plays]

---If Sega MD was your first Girlfriend...

PS3:

"Baby, I'm hungry wanna go to the BK Lounge, I fancy a Whopper and a Diet Coke"

Me:

"Uh, yeah sure" [Walks]

Megadrive:

"Fabian?! OMG, Fabian [Hug]

Me:

"?!... Lol oh wow, what's up?! Long time no see! Lol -- What you been doing with yourself these days?"

Megadrive:

"Uh well you know, working! OMG lol It's so random seeing you, but I gotta go, so you got Facebook?"

Me:

"Yeah, of course lol"

Megadrive:

"OK I'ma add you on it later on ok? Mullings right?"

Me:

"Yeeeep"

Megadrive:

"Ok! byeeee~" [Hug] "... I miss you"

Me:

"I miss you too"

PS3:

[Walks over to me] "Uh, [nervous laugh] who wad that Babe?"

Me:

"Oh.. uh, an old friend... sorta my Ex"

PS3:

"?!"

~ So ends Fabian Theatre!